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Holy Crap Fortune Cookie

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50 different cookies, so one of any of these sayings: Attitude is the difference between an ordeal and an adventure. Everyone just chill the fuck out. I got this. We can't all puke rainbows and spit glitter, but we can try dammit we.can.try. son of a bitch, i wonder what else my mother was right about? I may not always know where I'm going, but I have a great time getting there. I'm gonna batten down the hatches and make today my bitch. i want to be the reason someone smiles today, or the reason they drink, whatever. and more!

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